I got my 'Fantasia' in Casablanca .....
I came to Casablanca with anticipation trepidation of dark-haired women with dreamy eyes and moist red lips knocking on my hotel door with their black magic wands charming me into forgetting my lovely wife and fall head over heel in love with them instead. Afterall, such was the reputation. And such was also the conviction in LiL's mind that long before I traveled she already hinted about coming along. An Arab friend's wife with whom we had dinner on the night of my departure did not help the situation when she repeatedly told stories about Arab males who have second, third and fourth wives in Morocco.I played it all down, but quietly was quite excited about the adventure to Casablanca for the first time.
The first night I arrived, I went to bed early due to an early meeting the next day. I was awoken by persistent ringing of the room telephone. I picked it up, and was surprised by the giggling of more than one female voice on the end.
"Hello...." Said I. My eyes widened, and my watched showed time to be half past one.
"Ouiii..." Replied one of the voices, giggling.
"Hello..." I straightened up in my bed.
"*%$3%&& more french word sepatah haram aku tak faham @&*%"
I hanged up the phone. Then it rang again.
I picked up and said, "Call room 917 please" I was being mischievious giving the room number of one of my colleagues, a recently divorced man of mid forty.
Then I left the phone receiver off the hook and drifted back to sleep - with a smile on my face.
Next morning at breakfast, my friend was complaining about phone calls from *according to him* some crazy girls. I asked what did they want?
"Some damn children were left alone in their room by their parents who went partying and were playing the fool - they wanted to teach me speaking French, the blarddyyy fools. It was well past 2am" He said seemingly very annoyed. I chuckled and had to swallow my laughter - and quickly excused myself to go to the buffet table.
The next two days I was kept busy with meeting schedules and official dinner. However, I kept my eyes and ears attuned to my surrounding - waiting for a dark-haired woman with dreamy eyes and moist red lips to appear with her black magic wand to charm me. Every woman I met was scrutinized by my suspicious eyes well hidden behind my dark glasses. A few actually fit the description except that they didn't even hint about being friendly enough to encourage as much as a "Hai I am from Malaysia, and here to be charmed by a Moroccon Woman" greeting from me.
On my way back from work today, I asked my colleagues from the office to take me to an Arts gallery. One of my hobbies is buying paintings from famous local artists in new cities I travel to. I was not dissappointed. There in the first gallery we walked into were many beautiful work of arts. I fell in love with one of them the moment I set my eyes on it - love at first sight in this case can be costly. After some flirting haggling for price with the owner of the gallery, cash and the "Fantasia" exchanged hands.
Three nights in Morocco, not a single knock on my door!

43 Comments:
At 7:48:00 AM ,
Lollies said...
dont start knocking on people's door pulak.
i really like the top painting.
and i have always like looking at the arab menin their white garb on a horse and wearing their top leather cross thing armed with a gun. face preferbally covered only eyes to be seen. somewhat like the image in your painting. they exude so much mystery and machoness
At 8:18:00 AM ,
budd said...
abe weh, bakpo tak post gambar Safiya the allery owner tuh besar-besar-banyak... yg tuh lagi 'Fantasia' tuh abe hehehehe...
:)
At 8:36:00 AM ,
~ GAB ~ said...
I know there are some rituals for you to chant to have the knock on your door. It only happens on the 7th night. wehehehe Kidding]
Casablanca is one of the places in my list for me to visit, next to Istanbul as a matter of fact.
Have a good stay over there.
At 8:42:00 AM ,
J.T. said...
That is a nice piece of art. I like the play of colours in it.
Three nights in Morocco and not a single knock on your door, huh? Hey, order room service (food la!) and get that fantasy over with. At least you can say someone knocked on your door. If the person bringing your food is a dark-haired woman with a dreamy eyes and red lips carrying a pepper mill wand, you got close to what you wanted. hehe
That other piece of art that is behind Ms A is interesting.
At 9:42:00 AM ,
Mummy Rizq said...
Wait until kak Lil knock on your door!!
At 10:35:00 AM ,
Makcik Runner said...
kalo ader orang ketuk pintu memalam bila bukak nobody's around lagi saspen pergh.
that lady gallery owner is certainly big. sorry just can't take my eyes of her...hehe!
At 11:27:00 AM ,
Queen Of The House said...
Hahaha, kuat sungguh berangan! But ... but ... if there really was a knock or two on your door, what would you really do?
At 11:45:00 AM ,
Syaliza Abdul Rahman said...
if the person at the door is a beauty, takpe la ... kalau Hantu Kum-kum? hahaha ingat tak masa2 kecik dulu cerita tu ... kalay syana, takde nya nak buka pintu at 2am hehehe
At 2:18:00 PM ,
KakNi said...
How frustrating........ :-)
At 5:21:00 PM ,
liyas said...
...knock..knock ..i'm Safiya from the gallery..i think we overcharged you for the painting....Camne agaknya the answer from inside the room? hehe
At 5:48:00 PM ,
silversarina said...
Knock, knock.....
Who's there ??
Fanta...
Fanta who??
Fantasia Bulan Madu.....
Keep on fantasizing :P
At 11:15:00 PM ,
J.T. said...
I agree with KC. Gallery owner, Safiya, is big. I wonder if KC is talking about the same thing as I am ... tumpang lalu, Idham
KC, are you talking big as in well-endowed or big sized body?
I couldn't help noticing - that Safiya has some set of 'knockers' there. haha
LUJ, I agree with you. Idham should just keep on fantasizing. hehe I am soooo mean. :)
At 3:41:00 AM ,
Mrs. Alexis said...
"Falling in love with you in casablanca" - I heard this song before....
Salam from Selatan, am doing great, coping with everything... check ur mail bro :)
At 4:31:00 AM ,
Kaklong Syikin said...
salam,
Bro. Id ni kan, mmg la tak abih2 ngan fantasinya hihihi..
At 4:42:00 AM ,
pB said...
Handsome lah .....
At 6:05:00 AM ,
Unknown said...
yo bro ... checking on another cobratasha buddy in blogsphere!
Casablanca ... always wanted to go there !
At 6:33:00 AM ,
Unknown said...
Abg Id...amboiiiii ending tu macam 'kecewa' je...hehehe
At 6:06:00 AM ,
Mama Sarah said...
and i bet kak lil is relieved!
At 7:55:00 AM ,
Makcik Runner said...
JT, i'm talking about her precious 'assets'...hehehe. u know what i mean. so u pun notice eh?
now i know why he bought that artpiece from her. irresistable...hehehe
At 8:22:00 AM ,
silversarina said...
tumpang lalu ye id,
kc and jt... I'm still so naive and I think Id is too.... what 'assets' and 'knockers' are you talking about ??? I thought safiya's 'assets' and 'knockers' are her artistic paintings and gallery and those what made Idham patiently waiting for in his room ... safiya 'knocking' with her 'assets'.... you two are notty..hehehe, sian abe Id tau !!!
At 10:20:00 AM ,
D said...
dream on... Hey, idham, tagged you, bro! Check out my blog for more info.
At 2:05:00 PM ,
Idham said...
lollies...
hehhehe..i was intotal control...so left casablanca without any door knocking incidence...:)
LiL also told me that she like the top pic too....maybe i hv a reason to re-visit safiya ek...*wink*
idham
At 2:07:00 PM ,
Idham said...
budd ..
hehehe..besar dah tu...:) hehee
mata dia sexy gilerrr...hehheehe
gambar fantasia tu comey dah tu....fantasia is a carnival where men display their horsemenship and shooting skill.
abe id
At 2:09:00 PM ,
Idham said...
~ GAB ~ ...
hehehee....we should hv been tere together...:)
istanbul is a better place - if u must choose only one.
idham
At 2:13:00 PM ,
Idham said...
J.T. ...
thanks...i fell in love with both colours and actions...the arts has dynamism in it...
the gallery was filled with brilliant paintings...especially calligraphy paintings...saafiyya was charming.
:)
idham
8:42:00 AM
At 2:16:00 PM ,
Idham said...
Mummy Rizq ...
hehhee...on my first night home...LiL and i knocked on paradise's door...syyyyy
:)
id
At 2:18:00 PM ,
Idham said...
kc ...
hahaha...u noticed eh KC...yes she has a big gallery there...:)
ermmmm tak puas den tenguk!
idham <---masih geget jari
At 2:19:00 PM ,
Idham said...
Queen Of The House ...
soalan cepu emas tu queen....hehehe
donno la what i would do...but but but....not being one who is rude, i will invite the person in...and offer 'her' drink la kut ...hehehehe
kalau 'he' i offer to see him next morning la kut ...:)
idham
At 2:21:00 PM ,
Idham said...
sYaNa ...
pintu sekarang ada lubang intai..hehehe...
so, kalau ada knock2 tu..harus la abe id intai2 dulu hehehe
abe id <---takut hantu, tapi suka orang yang macam hantu!
At 2:23:00 PM ,
Idham said...
~ahni~ ...
"How frustrating........ :-)"
thanks for ur understanding....hehehe..
betul ka ni sproting nie...or or saja be nice to me nie? ehem :)
idham
At 2:25:00 PM ,
Idham said...
liyas ..
amboii encik liyas nie bagi script la pulak...
"...knock..knock ..i'm Safiya from the gallery..i think we overcharged you for the painting".
jawapan dari dalam bilek :
"oo safiya...how considerate of u...pls come in...we can do arts together...i am sure a lot we can give and take ...awww, ur eyes!".
hehehe
*jeling kat LiL dulu sebelum posting this comment*. hehhehe
ok, lampu hijau!
idham
At 2:27:00 PM ,
Idham said...
loveujordan ...
"Knock, knock.....
Who's there ??
Fanta...
Fanta who??"
Fanta-stick!
errkkk.....is that an accetable answer?
hehehe
idham
At 2:31:00 PM ,
Idham said...
J.T. ...
hehehe..u ladies....are noticing what are reserved for the men to comment on....even GaB pretended not to notice...hehehe...
but but, i TERpandang la jugak...and yes, she has big ones!
*malu ni ....sbb i ni pemalu bila it comes to this type of conversation hehehehe* :)
idham
At 2:33:00 PM ,
Idham said...
Girl Interrupted ...
tak de la email tu sista...r u sure u sent to the right address...
but but, happy to hear u r doing alright!
yes, love that song....:)
bro idham
At 2:33:00 PM ,
Idham said...
Kaklong ...
salam,
hehehehe...kak long....jet lag has that kind of effect on me...:)
idham
At 2:35:00 PM ,
Idham said...
pB ...
"Handsome lah ....."
hanya two words...but, u made me smile...thanks!
pB apa kurang...comeyyy sokmo...
:)
abe id.
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At 2:38:00 PM ,
Idham said...
Mr Hobo ..
Yoooo....! eh, cobratasha! hehehehe...longtime not heard that word...the chants with special meaning to us boys ...especially sweet when the opponent is the good ole' frens EMCEEKAYKAY...hehehehe
eh, what year were u mr hobo?
idham
At 2:39:00 PM ,
Idham said...
Raden Galoh ...
hehehehe....ending tu kan kan....macam nak datang lagi ke casablanca tu..part 2....hehehehe
idham
At 2:42:00 PM ,
Idham said...
Mama Sarah ...
K LiL never doubt my ability to keep the door locked..hehhee...
so, not a surprise to her at all that i left a "PRIVACY DO NOT DISTURB - Married Not Available" hanged on my door knob.
hehehehhe
idham
At 2:43:00 PM ,
Idham said...
kc ...
walalala..."precious assets"
look more like 'delicious' assets to me....ermm yummmyyyyyyy
hehehe
idham
At 2:46:00 PM ,
Idham said...
loveujordan ...
eh...rina...what are kc and jt rambling on about?
not arts ka? haiyyyaaaaa......
am i being corrupted here by kc & jt...huhuhuhu...notty notty isk si kc and JT nie..hehehehe
idham <====tenguk dictionary what is meaning of 'knockers'= pengetuk!
At 2:51:00 PM ,
Anonymous said...
D ...
checked ur blog...thanks for tagging me...i hv asked LiL to let me know what my annoying habits to her are...:)
will do the tag later yea...
idham
At 6:59:00 PM ,
Anonymous said...
gosh....lawa nyer painting tuh.....
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