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Friday, May 4, 2007

69 cara menggembirakan hati suami!


Ada lah sedikit nasik kerabu untuk tatapan pengunjung blog ini. Jika ada yang tak betul, cuba lah perbetulkan....Jika ada nak tambah - sila kan juga!
69 ramuan untuk membuat suami berselera - dan sendawa kekenyangan setelah licin pinggan dan mangkuk. Bak kata Kolonel Saunders - "Sedapnya, hingga menjilat jari....."

Menggembirakan suami di waktu pagi :
1. Bangun pagi2 - terus gosok gigi. Kejut partner untuk buat yang sama

2. Sebelum makan roti - baring2 dulu sambil bergusti

3. Gigit dia di sana sini

4. Bergurau senda - sama2 happy

5. Lelaki suka releks di waktu pagi. Jadi, yang memegang peranan utama haruslah si isteri.

6. Bagi tau dia - "Hebat sungguh wahai suami! Jamu apakah yang abang amali?, Kerasnya kalah sebatang besi"

7. Jika dia tersenyum2 - tanya lah, "eh abang nak lagi?"

8. Jika perlu - bagi jangan tak bagi.

9. Sudah selesai - berdua'an sama2lah mandi.

10. Baru lah ke dapur untuk makan roti, ubi atau capati.

11. Bersalaman sambil mencium tangan, mengucup mulut sebelum dia pergi.

12. Tunggu di pintu dan lambaikan dia sehingga dia hilang dari pandangan. Lepas tu sambung lah tidur hingga tengah hari.

Menggembirakan suami semasa dia di pejabat:
13. Suami suka di percayai - kurangkan bertanya itu dan ini

14. Hantar sms cinta dan sayang - hanya sesekali

15. Surprise dia dengan rengetan meminta dia pulang untuk lunch and a quickie

16. A quickie itu perlu - walaupun sebulan hanya sekali.

17. A quickie mengeratkan hubungan dan thrill antara suami dan isteri.

Memuaskan hati suami apabila dia pulang dari kerja:
18. Mandi dan berhias, cantik dan wangi

19. Panaskan air - bersedia untuk buatkan tea

20. Sediakan kueh mueh masakan sendiri

21. Biar dia rasa special - yang isteri mengingatinya sepanjang hari

22. Pasanglah musik - yang ada melodi

23. Tunggu dia di pintu pagar dengan muka berseri2

24. Ambil bag kerjanya - sambil bersalam dan cium pipi

25. Berpimpin tangan - sambil menjeling sesekali.

26. Tolong dia bukakan stokin - sambil mengurut2 kaki ( jika sudi dan ihlas di hati )

27. Cakap lah betapa seronoknya - sebab sudah pulang si suami.
"I miss u the whole day tadi" <---harus perbagaikan ayat ini.

Menggembirakan suami di waktu malam:
28. Jika ada anak2 - tidukan anak2 dulu tanpa menyusahkan suami.

29. Jika hanya berdua - layan dia seperti seorang Raja

30. Atau anggap lah dia kekasih sewaktu zaman remaja

31. Utama kan pakaian wahai isteri - sungguh penting untuk suami

32. Kain sarung batik itu ok la untuk menyapu laman atau membasuh pinggan

33. Namun untuk suami pakai lah yang sexy2

34. Dan make up itu umpama kan malam pertama - cantik dan wangi2

35. Lelaki juga suka jika di puji-puji

36. "You are my prince - you hold the key to my hati " <---perbagaikan ayat ini.

37. Jangan pressure dia - sebab lelaki bila ada pressure tak boleh berfungsi

38. Cara terbaik....ialah membelai, bergurau senda, usik mengusik bagaikan dua merpati

39. Duduk lah di balkoni - sambil menikmati udara malam dan suasana sepi.

Memuaskan suami di ranjang:

40. Sebelum waktu tidur - sediakan kamar dengan lilin pewangi

41. Sediakan diri - cantik dan wangi tapi tidak lah berupa hantu pari

42. Pintu kamar harus di kunci - untuk privacy

43. Berbisik lah - luahan rasa cinta dari hati

44. Belai dia dengan hujung jari

45. Cium dia - leher, pipi dan dahi

46. Kucup bibir - dan secukup rasa yang lain lain ikut naluri

47. Bimbing dia ke hala tuju yang di sukai

48. Bagi peransang - dengan keluhan, mengerang dan pelbagaikan bunyi

49. Jangan kaku dan bisu - tak ngam lah kalau macam ni

50. Lelaki makin di puji makin lah menjadi

51. Gigit, sedut, belai - guna kan bibir, lidah dan jari jemari

52. Tumpukan kedua-dua - menerima dan memberi

53. Mana yang enak itu - minta dia buatkan lagi

54. Tease him, play with him, caress him, and love him

55. Foreplay - take your time to excite his mind , his soul and his whole body.

56. Encourage him, lead him - to where it matters and boleh buat you geli-geli.

57. Bila sudah gemuruh denyut nadi - bersedialah untuk mendayung pergi

58. Sixty Nine is not just a number - it is a wonderful way untuk menerima dan memberi

59. Adakan feedback dengan bisikan dan keluhan dalam pelayaran

60. Bergilir lah memainkan peranan - sama2 mencari dan memberi kepuasan

61. Guna kan katil sepenuhnya - pelbagaikan posisi

62. Birai katil, bucu katil, di tengah katil - di kepala katil semua boleh jadi

63. Sesekali ada kan adegan erotika - gunakan alat bantu seperti blind-fold, bulu ayam, fresh cream atau pun gari.

64. Bila sudah dekat dengan kemuncak - bagitau lah dia "Darling - I am comingggg"
65. Bila isteri mencapai nikmat itulah nikmat untuk sang suami !
66. Namun ada juga masa - cukup lah sekadar bermanja-manja dan bergurau senda.
67. "Making love" - bukan semestinya berahir dengan air cinta. Yang penting ada manja-manja.
68. Dan jika " make love " dalam apa bentuk pun sudah berahir - eloklah tidak terus hanyut dengan dengkuran
69. Berkucupan dan mengucapkan 'selamat malam' dan ulangi ucapan keramat 'i love you' sebelum berahirnya satu lagi hari bersama melayari bahtera rumah tangga.



I look forward to your addition to the list. Perhaps from a woman's perspective - on how a man can return the favours. Afterall, according to one lady here - men are all still cavemen! We can do with some tips on how to emerge from our caves with better skills on how to please modern women of today.
Dan untuk bakal pengantin ini - I hope these tips will come in useful. .....Darah manis tu harus hati-hati!

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38 Comments:

  • At 10:53:00 PM , Blogger Syaliza Abdul Rahman said...

    wah! checklist ye?

    hmm... lemme see

    ~ sekali sekala, balik dari keje, bawak something for the wife - sejambak bunga @ pisang goreng panas @ her fav chocs... buah tangan

    ~ dalam tiduran, sekali sekali kejutkan si isteri, ucapkan 'I love you' & make love to me ;)

    ~ anak2 hantar ke rumah tok @ auntie, boleh main polis sentri hehehe

    ~ diakhir bersama, ucapkan 'thank you/terimakasih, sayang' - rasa dihargai & berjaya memuaskan hati

    ~ bermula & berakhir, ucapkan salam



    ... more to come ...

     
  • At 1:27:00 AM , Blogger J.T. said...

    Syana, I see someone ready with checklist. Let's see how can I put it my way:

    To satisfy wife in the morning - hubby should wake up (without waking up wife and trying to have morning action), make breakfast, feed children, put the laundry in the machine, bring coffee and breakfast to bed. Then the husband gets everything he wants on that list.

    To satisfy wife when he is at work - just do what you have to do to bring home money to feed the family. When wife call you at work, don't say too busy to take call. Make plans to take wife out for dinner. Get flowers delivered during the day with a lovely note saying "I love you with all my heart. There is no other in this world." And flowers should be constant, not just when you think you are guilty about something or in trouble about something. Do this and you get what you what on that list.

    To satisfy wife when husband comes back from work -
    OK, granted you are tired and like to be pampered. Wife, if working, also tired. Hence, the dinner plans mentioned earlier. Zone out all you need but get your ass in the kitchen and help the wife cook or mind the children while she gets the food ready. Do that and you will probably get lucky with those things listed in this section.

    To satisfy a partner (namely your WIFE) - waktu malam -
    If she is tired, don't kacau! You want action quickly, you see to the children. You want sexy wife at night, you have to make her feel sexy in the day time too. You want "pujian", you "puji" her in the day time. All these adds to the scoring card. Do this, and you might just get lucky with number 28 - 39.

    To satisfy your wife in bed -
    What you listed is a two-way thing. However, if wife say tired, don't merajuk. If wife got headache, don't merajuk. If wife want to talk, you listen. When you listen, you score points. Don't try to fix wife's problem. Listen. Don't find solutions for her so it benefits you. Listen.
    You might just get lucky. In fact, I think it is almost certain. And for goodness sake, when you are done, you do not turn to your side and sleep off and start snoring. Live up to numbers 68 and 69 yourself.

    Enough said? Anyone got anything to add? :)

     
  • At 6:00:00 AM , Blogger KakNi said...

    Elok betul ada free tips kat sini kan... tak susah sangat nak buat tu kan....

     
  • At 6:28:00 AM , Blogger Lady Patsy said...

    Ha ha ha .. really classic ... hmmm maybe when the time comes and I have myself a suami, will keep this mind.
    Btw you dah cuba all the positions in the Kama Sutra ke? Maybe you should elaborate on that as well - yang mana 'realistic' dan yang mana 'tak realistic'.

     
  • At 11:16:00 AM , Blogger D said...

    Adoii... a checklist that rhymes!! Begins in Malay, and develops into English as the language is more descriptive. Interesting! Good tips but I don't have anything to add. After all, not revealing MY bedroom secrets here. The gist is there already. Well done!!

     
  • At 11:35:00 AM , Blogger Idham said...

    syana...

    very good and very pertinent additions...especially like the sekali sekali kejut malam-malam semasa tidur tu...hehehe..

    main polis sentry tu macam mana? heheehe ..ada gari2 gitu ka?

    tenkiu.
    :)

    abg id

     
  • At 11:42:00 AM , Blogger Idham said...

    J.T.....:)

    wah, i am most impressed with your list...sounds like u can make a very good legal representative for the female movements. All husbands beware!
    hahahaha....

    plenty of quid pro quo being put forward....:)
    take this for example "hubby should wake up (without waking up wife and trying to have morning action), make breakfast, feed children, put the laundry in the machine, bring coffee and breakfast to bed" <---sounds like abuse of power! hehehehe. Die la Weeiii if everyday must do like this.

    like this one ...not the wife got headache la J.T....hubby also got headache...where is my panadol?

    :)

    reconsidering all items on my list...hehehehe...

    arif

     
  • At 11:42:00 AM , Blogger k.d said...

    JT *clap* *clap* *clap*

    Well said! Well said..

    Just need to add few things...

    1.Kena pandai baca signs/signals wife send subtlely...Wife perempuan...malu tapi mahu!! Hikikhik...

    2. Jangan lama-lama mengadap computer/laptop...especially bila wife sudah naik atas tido...lebih-lebih especially when you sudah lama takde rumah....been sleeping alone then u ada rumah pun fall asleep alone...serupa takde rumah!!
    Nanti wife cakap pi tido/peluk the computer/laptop lah!!

    3. Kalau husband mau wife wangi, wife pun mau husband wangi. So after gym ka, main sports ka..pi le mandi...Ni main tukaq baju je...ish...bau acam le!!


    Hehehehe...

    Nie nasihat kepada semua..takde kena mengena ngan sesapa...

    Ish..banyak lagi nie..melepas perasaan..boleh buat satu entry lain...

     
  • At 11:43:00 AM , Blogger Idham said...

    ahni....:) bravo! someone in agreement .... not difficult...very basics kan kan *senyum*

    arif

     
  • At 12:08:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    lady patsy...hehehe....:) i so much want to answer to your question on kama sutra...but but....i am shy la ...:)
    so, i hope you will excuse me la for not answering...let me just say though - i think positions are of lesser importance than passion and endurance!
    hehehehe

    arif.

     
  • At 12:21:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    D....thanks...another agreement!
    so pleased to note that I am talking sense. :)

    yes yes, rahsia bilik tidur haruslah di rahsia kan...hehehehe..
    tapi cuba baca, entry di blog AHNI....anak dia kantoi ibu main loncat2...hehehe...i love that entry!

    tips yg abg id kongsi kan itu..todak kena mengena dengan bilik tidur bro id dengan kak lil...
    :)

    idham

     
  • At 12:25:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    K.D....:)

    wahh wahhhhhhhh....siap ada 8clap clap* lagi tu...

    sekali baca ...hati ku terasa gembira kerana K.D ada memberi pendapat yang amat bernas...

    dua kali baca....nampak macam ada komplot dengan J.T...hehehehe...but one bedroom is in Germany and the other in Dublin...the likelihhod of them discussing and agreeing to hentam me in unison is quite slim...:)

    tiga kali baca...TERASA yang diri ku kena hentam solid ....oleh point # 2 in K.D's comment tu...

    ampun ye LiL....hehehehe...
    eh eh, entah2 LiL yang komplot dengan K.D....*dok fikir ni*

    arif.

     
  • At 12:55:00 PM , Blogger J.T. said...

    First of all, thank you KD for your support. *taking a bow*
    Secondly, I agree with KD on all her points. Good ones. As well as Syana's. Main polis sentry??? sounds interesting. Now where did I keep my pair of cuffs? hehehe ;)

    Arif, I have no intentions of leading any female movement (not in this area anyway) hehehe Everyone has their own style and reason for doing what they do. To each his own.
    But I will be the first in line to help if I hear anyone who is abused emotionally, mentally or physically. That one gets my blood boiling.

    By the way, do you think my first paragraph sounds like abuse of power? Think again, turn the situation around. Go ahead...
    Ah.. now can you see the woman doing all that before the day can even begin? Save the panadols for women. We need it more.

     
  • At 3:01:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    :) J.T.....

    I got this feeling that I accidentally knocked on a bee-hive...queen bees are after my head...and i am now running for cover.....screaming for help...

    hehehe...but but, i am sure what you and K.D said are true, especially as seen from women's perspective la kan...
    so, syabas for expressing your views...

    i hope to see more views....who knows we can compile into something very useful which will save human sapiens from extinction.

    :)

    arif.

     
  • At 5:14:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    wah ... the list is getting longer :o)

    these are not my bedroom secrets but maybe a few secret wishes hehehe ...

    1. once in awhile, pounce on the wife but, with style. don't scare the living daylights out of her! hehehe... hmm... not literally pounce but with gusto & passion, a lil different from the usual passion (there is a difference tau)

    2. keep on wooing her, just like when u were trying to get the first three dates with her. she'll feel appreciated.

    3. surprise her by doing the house chores without being asked.

    4. sometimes, just hug, kiss & look into her eyes. no words. let her feel the intensity of your love for her. then u might get what u want on the list (pinjam yer JT) ;)

    ada lagi? lemme think ... hehehe


    whatever we've listed, i think the golden rule always applies. treat others as u want to be treated. insyaAllah selamat rumahtangga.



    end.

     
  • At 9:24:00 PM , Blogger J.T. said...

    I have something to comment on what Syana said:
    - Pounce on the wife with gusto & passion.
    Good one... once I was lying on my tummy and reading a magazine. He pounced, scared the living daylights out of me, and caused me a backache for a few days! plans backfired. hehehehe Good one Syana.

    Yes, I agree with Syana - treat as how you would like to be treated.

    P.S. Sya, you boleh pinjam anytime.

     
  • At 5:36:00 AM , Blogger Intan said...

    My God!!! That's a long list. Will keep in mind to read all later.. nak baca semuapun dah naik merah muka!

     
  • At 8:08:00 AM , Blogger Makcik Runner said...

    weh...how come 69 not 79 or 89 or 99? that number is very significant for couples ok...hehe

    like intan...my face also got blushing. is it hot in here or is it me? ...wahahaha

     
  • At 10:45:00 AM , Blogger budd said...

    bro, kira2 nya agak keras nak follow script u. tak dayo kawe weh... anyway, no harm acu-try-cuba-test :)

    salam

     
  • At 1:34:00 PM , Blogger Faizah said...

    I dunno what to say cause every single thing that you've listed give me great ideas not just for me but women out there..yg bakal naik pelamin..yang dah naik pelamin..yang turun pelamin..semua2 la..tq..mr Idham..hip hip hooray!

     
  • At 4:56:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    this looks very interesting...wish i could read it!

     
  • At 7:26:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    syana....*ur comments make me smile*
    - just pounce! grrrrrrrrrrrr
    hehehehe....sure or not that is what u want?

    In the end, what you said abt 'do to others what u want others to do unto u' is so true...
    mau kena geget ka? hehehe geget la dulu!

    arif

     
  • At 7:28:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    j.t.....so he has pounced on u yea? hehehehe....*now looking for LiL, and waiting for her to be on her back.....*

    hehehe

    arif

     
  • At 7:29:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    intan...:) tak pe....take ur time...baca sekali imbas pun dah kira ok...some are fast learner !

    :)

    arif

     
  • At 7:30:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    k c....walalalalaa....mana tak flush ...kita cakap 69, awak ingat macam2 heheheh...isk isk isk....
    :)

    arif

     
  • At 7:31:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    budd....:) kawae masuk baco blog demo...acu cubo test buko sughat kabo tu nok tengok muko lagu mano...hehehehe....kalu tak leh try test sumer, try lah hok senamae pagi2 tuh..hehehe

    :)

    idham

     
  • At 7:33:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    faizabella...:)

    bagus gitu kalau dapat tambah2 kan ilmu di dada...hehehehe...*sebut dada tanpa ada maksud lain ye*
    hehehehe

    syabass..hippp hippp hoooreyyyy

    abg id

     
  • At 7:36:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    andromeda...so sorry I had to write the entry in bahasa malaysia....promise i will send u an english version of u send me ur email address...:)


    idham

     
  • At 7:44:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Panjangnya checklist bro! hehe.. panduan yg sangat berguna for us all nih..

     
  • At 8:26:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    nJ...panjang list ...buleh di pelbagaikan ...ikut mood la kan..
    :)

    abg id

     
  • At 6:03:00 AM , Blogger Angel Eyes said...

    Gulp!

    Hmm... *tersedak kejap*

     
  • At 9:18:00 AM , Blogger Mummy Rizq said...

    entry ni buat saya tersenyum sendiri....

     
  • At 11:07:00 AM , Blogger Idham said...

    angel eyes... :)

    some *sigh*
    others *purrs*
    most *moans*
    a few *screamed out loud*

    but

    you are the first to *gulp*

    - wink -

    heheheh

    idham

     
  • At 11:08:00 AM , Blogger Idham said...

    mummy rizq...:)

    senyum ada makna tu...hehehheehe

    happy la papa rizq nanti *wink*

    idham

     
  • At 1:52:00 AM , Blogger Tynna said...

    hehhehehehe bro Idham..kalau suami muker manis oke la....if all is for suami..isteri pun mesti have her share kan?

     
  • At 11:30:00 PM , Blogger Idham said...

    ice...

    sure sure....share isteri mesti la cukup...hehehe..sebab tu number 69 tu penting...dua2 dapat!

    :)

    bro id

     
  • At 4:47:00 AM , Blogger SUZIE MUDA said...

    Tips yg berguna..better kalau boleh andaikan wife juga bekerja..(takdelah yg sambung tdo sampai tghari tu ek?)

    agree with others, if hubby expect all those things from wife, then he shud do the same, right?

     
  • At 7:18:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Iman...yes...kalau isteri bekerja...bagian tidur tengah hari tu susah la...suami harus lebih mengerti ...sama2lah dalam semua segi..berat suami pikul ringan sama2 jinjing...


    idham

     

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